Comments on: Worst Movie Ever.

By: blondie

blondie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:23:32 +0000

well let me start with this, budddy you have WAYYYY to much time on your hands, fuck go out and get some, and patrick swayze is fucking amazing in all his movies, dirty dancing is my absoloute favourite movie, I fucking love it, and you know what you guys are inchoerent fuckers who are problably impetent and have no fucking life, jennifer grey is beautfiul in this movie, no he dosne’t have massive jugs and long blodne hair, but holy fuck u idiotS! ITS A FUCKING MOVIE, GET OVER YOURSELFS! take a deep breath and regroup, and then go do something worth while fuck

By: Tina

Tina — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:32:43 +0000

What kind of dumb ass IDIOT are you? Dirty Dancing is a classis movie and Patrick Swayzee is one of the greatest actors ever. What kind of movies do you consider great
Debbie Does Dallas or just basic porn?

By: joy

joy — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:24:11 +0000

If you were not such an IDIOT you would realize that Dirty Dancing is one of hte best movies of all times and is considered a classic. What is your best movie pick Dumbn and Dumber or something

By: Alan

Alan — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:23:50 +0000

I can’t beleive no one has mentioned First Knight yet.

Nothing could induce my eyes to suffer through this awful Arthurian “epic” again.

The scars are with me to this day. The Lancelot character of the epic is a noble Christian Knight whose only worldly failing is to fall in love with Guinevere. In this film he’s a rougish outlaw who fights to join the Kings round table for reasons I couldn’t quite discern. I do recall he undergoes a trial of skill over a weird assault course where failing any of the tests would result in his death. You can guess I was dissapointed with the outcome of that particular scene. There is a lot of combat in the movie, mostly of the good guys getting beaten up for being incredibly stupid. For example; both sides agree to a parley, good guys turn up, bad guys are not there. Good guys scratch their heads, bad guys ambush them from behind. After about the third time this happended I started muttering “they’re behind you” at the screen every time there was a fight. Sure enough the script didn’t dissapoint and fairly soon the pantomime chant was taken up by equally aghast people sitting near me.

It was the start of a long slide into ridicule for Mr Connery that ended with the League of equally stupid gentlemen and I don’t think I’ve ever been able to watch a Richard Gere movie since.

By: JESUS

JESUS — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:26:49 +0000

Highlander Movies kick all of those movie’s asses any day… Sean Connery (The real God) is the best actor the world has ever seen and puts Patrick and every other actor to shame… Sean Connery is the biggest BAMF this world has ever seen… When he made Chuck Norris, he made him just to give himself a challenge to fight… But we all know, NO ONE can beat “The Connery”

If you have not converted over to Conneryism and you still believe in Jesus, Buddah, and/or Alah, then you will probably burn in hell… In the religion Conneryism, Hell is a horrible place… You all know Satan right? Well in Conneryism the “Satan” you guys know is actually Brian Peppers. If you do not know who Brian Peppers is, I suggest that you go to Yahoo Images or whatever your Image search might be, and search the web for a beautiful portrait of Brian Peppers.

If you go against anything that I have written and refuse to convert to Conneryism, then you will surely be raped by Brian Peppers in Hell.

~The End~

By: letters

letters — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:11:29 +0000

From Dusk til Dawn gets my vote. Oh, and Kill Bill 1, 2 and any sequels you care to mention.

By: Steve Speaks The Truth

Steve Speaks The Truth — Thu, 24 May 2007 19:44:07 +0000

The two of you are getting awfully close to disparaging ‘Road House,’ at which point I will hunt both of you down and perform the Swayzee “rip the throat out” move from the movie.

Consider yourselves warned.

Pain don’t hurt.